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“A coy and villainous narrator who is threatening the reader, also within a parody of a wine guide, is certainly a lot of balls to keep in the air, but Gwen balances them with careful pacing and a clear pattern.”
- Humorous Readings HQ
”Genuinely upsetting! In a good way!”
-Slackjaw
Reductress
I’m Dating Cap’n Crunch and It Has Nothing to Do With Being Abandoned by My Seafaring Father
Catfish? This 12 Foot Home Depot Skeleton Is Actually 11 Feet 10 Inches
Parachute Pants That Are Cute But Don’t Open When You Need Them
Stockings That Let Santa Know You Have Big Beautiful Feet
Yikes! This Decorative Christmas Village Is Protesting Affordable Housing
Elf with a Shelf? This Elf Got Butt Implants
Sexy Bows That Will Make Him Think You’re a New Lexus
Gatekeeping? This Three-Headed Dog Won’t Let Me Into Hell
Open Floor Plan! I Kept My Episiotomy Postpartum
Cheugy! This Cave Painting Shows Buffalo Living, Laughing, and Loving
Slackjaw
I’m Not Just The Headless Horseman, I’m Also An Accomplished Equestrian
JFK Writes More Application Essays
Philips’ Smart Bulb Line, Now Including Other Types of Intelligence
Thanksgiving Dinner With Your Family, Or The Extended Version Of Taylor Swift’s “All Too Well?”
I Shaved My Pubes Into A Poirot Pussy-Stache; These Are The Mysteries My Vagina Has Solved So Far
How I Learned To Trust Myself Even Though I’m The Guard Who Only Tells Lies
Sun’s Out, Snakes Out: Tips for Hot Gorgon Summer!
From The Makers Of Five-Finger Running Shoes: Dick-And-Balls Running Shorts
FAQ For New Capitol Hill Tour Guides
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
Punxsutawney Phil Reckons With His Jungian Shadow
Here are Ten Facts About International Men’s Day, As I Solemnly Walk Into The Ocean
Great News From the Nine Circles of Hell: We’re Reopening!
The New York Times: Modern Love
Tiny Love Stories: Walking Beside Me
Flexx
NASA Announces Plan For Spacecraft To 'Accidentally' Bump Into Sexy Astroid, Mission Named MEETCUTE
'Homina Blastima, Enama Polap!' Local Sims Protest Proposed Mega-House
Widget
Changes to Our School’s Dress Code, Now That It Has Been Overrun by Velociraptors
Weekly Humorist
Six Snowmen Who Will Melt Your Heart And Then Themselves
Points In Case
The Words In My Diagnosed PTSD, Ranked!
What Your Astrological Sign Says About You (Behind Your Back)
I, Jesus Christ, Am Drawing Healthy Boundaries and No Longer Sacrificing Myself for Your Sins
You're Gonna Need a Bigger Bigger Boat: New, Scarier Entries in the "Jaws" Franchise
A Note About Misogyny in Rom-Coms from Me, a Woman Who Only Listens to Podcasts About Murdered Women
Quiz: Kentucky Derby Winner or Loving Nickname for my Vagina
List: Pop Punk Songs from My Teens, Revised for My 30s
The Belladonna
Women in Science: A Modern Day Retrospective
W̶i̶r̶e̶c̶u̶t̶t̶e̶r̶’̶s̶ New York Times Management’s 2021 Gift Guide
Revered Misogynist Painter Seeks New Muse
Female Anatomy, According to Dead White Men
The Agatha Christie Estate Releases Rejected Facial Hair Styles for Hercule Poirot
I’m The Duck-Billed Dino From The Flintstones, And I’ll Be Your Speculum Today
Our Favorite Swimsuits For Taking a Dip in This Heavily Polluted Lagoon
Celebrity Skin Tips! Leatherface Reveals his Daily Routine
Experts Agree, Wine is Good for You (Unless You Pick the Glass I Poisoned)
As Your Child’s Octopus Teacher, We Need to Talk about This Progress Report
Gold Comedy
Typo On Woman’s Resume Celebrating Seven-year Anniversary
The Broadway Beat
Sensible Office Shoes Regret Not Pursuing Dream of Becoming LaDucas
"SIX" Producers Prepare for Next COVID Variant by Rebranding as "Anywhere Between SIX and FOUR"
“My Allyship Isn’t Performative,” says Actor Who Only Protests Through Comedia Dell’Arte
Little Old Lady Comedy
Shakespeare’s “Come to Jesus” to his Cast, After that Disastrous Rehearsal of Macbeth
Greener Pastures
Meet McKartleigh: The First American Girl Doll To Storm The Capitol Building
My Doggy DNA Results are in, and They are Shocking.
My Plan to Retire on my $1400 Stimulus Check by Living on Mitch McConnell’s Lawn
Great News, the Raccoon Living in my Basement is a Pisces!
2 Ho Ho Ho’s
As Your Christmas Tree, I Beg You Not To Dress My Dying Corpse In Disney Ornaments
The Haven
